“I lean on my friends for support. It’s better than leaning on a crutch, because your friends won’t accuse you of chugging… — Jarod Kintz Drinking problem Copy Share Image
“It’s one thing to say you love snakes, but it’s another to actually live the lifestyle. How many people, myself excluded, spend… — Jarod Kintz Early morning Copy Share Image
“My love is as Swift as Taylor. You’d better shoot it down before it flies away. ” — Jarod Kintz Love Copy Share Image
“You don’t have to visit an asylum to see insanity. All you have to do is visit Washington DC.” — Jarod Kintz Washington dc Copy Share Image
“She’s beautiful, but she’s also got brains. I’ll bet zombies would love to eat out of her skull like a bowl of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I network like a shepherd with a flock of sheep. I’m constantly on the lookout for wolves, and I’m always in the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I wrote my name on the list 10 years ago, and under the date I wrote “In the future.” But how’d I… — Jarod Kintz Time Copy Share Image
“How would you define love to an eight-year-old aardvark from Argentina who hears angularly, rather than linearly? I don’t know, but let… — Jarod Kintz Love Copy Share Image
“I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That’d make me piss like a champion.” — Jarod Kintz Water Copy Share Image
“A great gift would be a cheap pen, mounted on a wooden plaque, with the accompanying label that reads, “This is the… — Jarod Kintz History Copy Share Image
“Word of mouth—it's more powerful, more convincing, and more audible than word of hand. If you need me, I’ll be in the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dream dialogue: -Don’t cry. I, too, know what it’s like to be different. -But I’m not different. I’m normal, I’m average, and… — Jarod Kintz Communication Copy Share Image
“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.” — Jarod Kintz Birthday Copy Share Image
“God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it.” — Jarod Kintz God Copy Share Image
“The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.” — Jarod Kintz Marriage Copy Share Image
