All Green Monk Quotes
- Detours are just cockblockers for cars. Cars
- People who leave voicemails are the worst fucking scumbags on earth. Earth
- I'm a black belt in making phone calls as short as possible. Belt
- Stop checking your phone nobody loves you! - me at the cinema to anyone checking their phone Anyone
- Was trying to count sheep to help me sleep but I don't think I'll be able to sleep anymore after being chased by a farmer… Able
- If it wasn't for my excitement to hate someone new I wouldn't leave my bed in the morning. Bed
- Laughter is the second best medicine. Setting things on fire is first. Best
- When a human being trips I laugh at them. When I drop my phone my heart skips a beat. That sums up everything you need… Beat
- You don't know this but the regret you feel after doing something is your body's way of saying you should definitely do that again! Definitely
- Get to know someone before judging them. It's much easier to judge once you have more information. Easier
- Your anger issues really flourish when you're hungry. Anger
- I want my tombstone to read YOU ARE HERE with a red arrow pointing down. Arrow
- Fridge is a perfect example of 'What matters is what's inside' Example
- Its really so funny that people who treat me like shit get offended when me finally do the same to them. Finally
- Women say porn sites portray an unrealistic image of their beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. And then they buy 12 inch dildos. Beauty
- I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. Been
- My greatest achievement is my huge failure. Achievement
- I bet the people who judge others are idiots. Bet
- According to the laws of probability, I have seen my neighbor's wife in panties. According
- Life is nothing but whatever we do between the meals. Funny
- When I was young I was afraid of dark, Now when I get my electricity bill I'm afraid of light. Afraid
- Love is a complicated peice of machinery. Sometimes all you need is a good hammershot to fix it. All
- My girlfriends are my most valuable possessions, thats why I keep them locked up in closet. Closet
- Earthquakes are stretchmarks for earth. Earth