When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate... Soup was a nightmare — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Ive always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you cant judge a book by its cover but who wants to have… — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
I hate how all the cheese comes off in one bite when I'm eating pizza. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Keep your friends close and your alcohol closer. Then get drunk and insult your friends. — Green Monk Friendship Copy Share Image
The Most Dramatic Excuse By A GirL Sorry , I can't go , I fractured an eyelash . — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My friend said I'm childish something something. Couldn't hear the rest cause I had my fingers in my ear & was saying… — Green Monk Friendship Copy Share Image
The adult in me wants Vodka, while the kid in me wants Orange Juice. It's a good thing they get along. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
What are you? My Grammar teacher? Stop correcting my Bed speling! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Looking for soulmate. Description: Smart, funny, good-looking & loves to battle with lightsaber swords while making sound effects. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You know you've had enough coffee when you can thread a sewing machine ...while it's running! — Green Monk Computers Copy Share Image
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval — Green Monk Computers Copy Share Image
If you don't like me, it's not my fault.. it just means you have no taste! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Any girl can get a facial, but it takes real woman to get bukkake. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Average women believe they need a man to feel wanted & loved. Real women are very desired, have self-love, & do just… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
No matter how nice you try to be someone will cast you to play the cunt in their life story. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Caring for someone is easy but to make someone care for you is difficult¦ So never lose the one who really cares… — Green Monk Compassion Copy Share Image
The secret of our marriage is chemistry. She's on Valium and I'm on Prozac — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Every woman deserves a man who respects her and every man deserves a woman who appreciates his efforts. — Green Monk Every man Copy Share Image
I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Apparently kicking my friend in the chest & yelling THIS IS SPARTA! is not an appropriate response to what do you feel… — Green Monk Friendship Copy Share Image
My Wife & me are either going to buy a dog or have a child. Actually we can't decide whether to ruin… — Green Monk Children Copy Share Image
