Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “What are you? My Grammar teacher? Stop correcting my Bed speling!” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Teacher
Mistakes are made, apologies are made, excuses are made. And now your bed is made .. lie in it. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I am not talking to you anymore I am making my bed so I can lie there forever, I don't know what I'm doing… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
My wife saw a mug somewhere that says, 'I'm silently correcting your grammar.' I think that is perfect thing for me. — Harry Hadden-Paton Copy Share Image
You've made your bed...I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets. -Marianne — Easy A Copy Share Image
Its not me who has a hard time getting up... Its my bed that has a hard time letting go! — Sly Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
