My wife is a Bisexual. I have to Buy her things, for her to become Sexual.... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Lets play post office¦ Lick You, stick you, and send you on your way... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My wife's mad at me again. She wanted to make a sex video last night and all I did was suggest we… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I hope I live to be 100 if only just to mess with people by telling them fake reasons why I lived… — Green Monk Every day Copy Share Image
My partner said she was leaving me so I cut off her legs. She soon came crawling back. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and are like, HEY, what are you doing here? and I'm like, Oh… — Green Monk Animals Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I blame Beauty and the Beast for giving ugly kids confidence & tricking them into thinking that beauty is found on the inside. — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
If all else fails, get in bed at 8:00pm and watch a bunch of shit on tv. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I'm so sorry, but I have some bad news and a Justin Bierber CD. Which one would you like to hear first? — Green Monk Bad news Copy Share Image
I carry a Knife everywhere I go. You never know when you might want to cut a cake. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person from what they purchase at Wal-Mart. My purchase says that I don't shower or… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed... — Green Monk Fashion Copy Share Image
I love when I wake up in the middle of the night and realize I have so much more time to sleep! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? . . . If my friends jumped off a cliff, it would be… — Green Monk Friendship Copy Share Image
He who laughs last is the one who is looking at the boobies of the girl who is telling the joke.... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
