You're in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh, to make memories. not to constantly be upset, hurting and crying.. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
On the Internet, you can choose to be whoever you want. I don't understand why so many people choose to be stupid… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
No I dont drink alcohol. Why put something in my body that's so potent it can convince a girl to sleep with… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
According to the laws of probability, I have seen my neighbor's wife in panties. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Get to know someone before judging them. It's much easier to judge once you have more information. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I hate seeing an older woman standing on the bus while I'm seated. . . So I just close my eyes and… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If money is the root of all evil, I must be a saint because I never have any money — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Four miracles of womanhood: getting wet without taking a shower; bleeding without getting hurt; giving milk without eating grass; and making boneless… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I'm truly convinced that much of the trouble that some people have today: they stop to think, but forget to start the… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
People who leave voicemails are the worst fucking scumbags on earth. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Fact : The average woman spends 1 year of her lifetime trying to decide what to wear ! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I guess when you said forever you meant until you found someone better. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I don't know my friends addresses, but I know exactly where they live. — Green Monk Friendship Copy Share Image
