There aren't even enough stars in the sky, water drops in an ocean, or people in the world that could represent how… — Green Monk Astronomy Copy Share Image
Parents, tell your kids they'll end up in hell if they become fat. Trust me, they will thank you when they grow… — Green Monk Inspiring Copy Share Image
Truth is my garden, Honesty is my beauty, Smile is my weapon against every difficulty. — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
Admit it, you have sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you.. — Green Monk Communication Copy Share Image
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you, beat out 1,000,000 others. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A simple Good morning, beautiful text could make any girl smile for the whole day. — Green Monk Affection Copy Share Image
I bought 13 alarm clocks and set them to go off at 5AM and put them all over my girlfriend's room. She… — Green Monk Alarm clock Copy Share Image
I will forgive, but I won't forget.. I hope you know, you've lost my respect. — Green Monk Forgiveness Copy Share Image
No babies on this plane. I don't want to be the one crying & puking for the entire duration of the flight… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
To whoever stole my Microsoft Office: You're gonna pay. You have my Word! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I'm thinking about growing a beard so I have something cool to do with my hands when I think. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When someone says: 'Expect the unexpected.' Slap their face and say: 'You didn't expect that, did you?' — Green Monk Expect the unexpected Copy Share Image
Whenever someone asks me, How you doing? I say, Everything was fine till I had to stop and respond to your small… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Men watching porn is like women watching the Food Network: they are both watching things they are never gonna do! — Green Monk Food network Copy Share Image
I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If he won't make you his official girl... it's probably because you're not his only girl. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My granddaughter wanted a Cinderella theme party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Two women were talking. When I was young, I used to laugh when my mother crossed her legs when she had to… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I bet in Africa they play commercials of American stripper girls starving for their father's attention. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
People make the world go around but at some point dont you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. — Green Monk Awkward moment Copy Share Image
