Females need to search for a man with goals and ambition because 10 years from now swag isnt gonna pay your bills . — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I went to an emotional wedding last week. Even the cake was in tiers! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The awesome moment when someone gets accused of something you did. — Green Monk Awesome moment Copy Share Image
I love a woman who knows how beautiful she is, but doesn't let it change her attitude towards the world. — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife if some other man describes her to you... — Green Monk Fall in love Copy Share Image
The girls we want are so hard to get, but the ones we don't want are so hard to get rid of. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Boys , if you are going to lay down and make a baby , stand up and be a daddy — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I hate how chocolates immediately melts on my fingers.. I mean... Damn, am I that hot? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Don't be with someone, because it's easy. Be with someone, because you love them, even if it's difficult! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When you mess up a guy's hairs, he thinks its cute. But, when you mess up a girl's hair... MAY YOUR SOUL… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Ladies, there's always going to be that one girl who's prettier than you, but you've just got to find that one guy… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I coughed in the morning & then entered my symptoms on internet . Now according to WEBMD I will die tonight. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A REAL man can get closer to a girl's heart , without unbuttoning her shirt — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head! — Green Monk Being crazy Copy Share Image
