'what do I do when I see someone gorgeous ? I stare, I smile, & when I get tired, I just put… — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
Pay attention, I'm only going to show you this once! ~ suicide bomber teacher. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Some, given the scepter of responsibility, confuse it with the club of authority. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If cough medicine isn't meant to be abused, it should come with a table spoon, not a glass for taking shots. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I must have been really pissed when I drove home last night. We don't own a tractor. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Be Careful With What You Say To A G!rl. One Rude Comment That You Think Is No Big Deal Can Ruin Her… — Green Monk Big deal Copy Share Image
There've been so many awkward moments, nothing is awkward anymore — Green Monk Awkward moment Copy Share Image
You know you spend too much time online when you start double clicking on your light switches. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Follow your dreams ...except that one where you're naked in Neighbor's room! — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
I hate when films say 'MAY' contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME — Green Monk Cinema Copy Share Image
~Love cant be proven with poems, promises, or presents but with sacrifice, compromise, and patience.. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Love is an awesome feeling that makes you feel so good that you'll cheat on your wife. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I accused my friend of being gay yesterday... He was so angry he hit me with his purse! — Green Monk Friendship Copy Share Image
I just heard a strange noise coming from downstairs. I refuse to say Who's there? Those people always die. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My teacher said I had a self sabotaging personality when I showed up drunk for traffic school. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case someone tries to break in and pitch a no-hitter! — Green Monk Baseball Copy Share Image
I always wondered how theres 6 members in my family but theres like 20 tooth brushes.... — Green Monk Family Copy Share Image
Dont wait for Mother or Fathers day to show your love and gratitude to your parents. — Green Monk Fathers Copy Share Image
I'm living the dream! Unfortunately, its the one where I came to work with no pants on. — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
Running away from any problem only increases the distance from a solution. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Don't solve all your problems today. Be sure to avoid or ignore them later! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
