All Bill Maher Quotes
- If the bible myth of Jonah in the whale and the Mother Goose myth of Jack and the Beanstalk were switched at birth so that… Any
- Religion is defined as belief in and worship of a controlling power and atheism is precisely not that. Atheism
- Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about...Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who don't have all… All
- There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our money. America
- If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned them; that… Adorned
- Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is. Curious
- A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors and scrutinized its citizens' everyday existence. And then they excused… Americans
- People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort of art medium, and it's not. Others think it's an… Advertising
- If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference to the movie Team America in which puppets appear to… America
- Abstinence is a perversion. Abstinence
- When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad. Bad
- Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants. Big
- My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex. Archetype
- When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values,… Bush
- I think religion is bad and drugs are good. Bad
- Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me… Bush
- Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.Our mistakes… Became
- Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the… Ages
- Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Children
- Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents… Boobs
- If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, Women and children first! how much feminist opposition do you think you'd get? . . .… Any
- The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority. Authority
- And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer is, if someone… Able
- "Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time… Ah
- I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is… Children