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Bill Burr

(1968) Actor United States

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Bill Burr is an actor from the United States, best known for Golf for lefties.

Quick Facts About Bill Burr

Born: June 10, 1968
Nationality: United States
Profession: Actor
Notable works: Golf for lefties
Spouse: Nia Renee Hill

About Bill Burr

William Frederic Burr is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, actor, writer and director. He started his career as a stand-up comedian before expanding his career as an actor on stage and screen. As a comedian he is known for his sharp confrontational observational humor often tackling subjects such as social issues, politics and the absurdities of the human condition. Burr has been referred to as a "comedian's comedian" by observers of the American stand-up comedy circuit. Rolling Stone magazine called him "the undisputed heavyweight champ of rage-fueled humor".

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Bill Burr · Page 3

I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career.

Being honest

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D.C.'s always had a great scene.

Scene

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There are no winners in this election [2016]. I paid attention to it for about two months and then it just started…

Attention

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Fuck this Im going to get a pumpkin.

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You probably need 1/10 of the world's population for us to continue to exist. There's just too many damn people. You have…

Magic

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I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.

Bankers

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I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.

Jokes

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There's this critical point where you've stayed single for too long and your brain switches from 'You know, maybe I shouldn't say…

Too long

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London was like that too. It was that time of year when all the rich kids with the oil money have their…

Beautiful

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I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.

Cleaning

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My career has been a slow burn, so waiting to do the Edinburgh Festival was a smart move. If I'd spent a…

Careers

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You know why men make more money than women? Because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it…

Burrs

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If you do live shows long enough as a comedian, you can still hear that rhythm of laughing. It's ingrained in you,…

Enough

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I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.

Aging

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Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.

Ability

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Against these two [Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton] I would [vote], but I never voted for [Barack Obama]. I always voted third…

Bankers

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I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of…

Comedy

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I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

Easy

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I'd be like, 'Lady, get the hell away from me! You're old, you're gross...I'm sorry. I'm sure you were unbelievable back in…

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There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not…

Brother

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Oh look an ATM! Ok here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob…

Atm

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Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice,…

Advice

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I have friends in this business who put pictures of their kids on Facebook. That's not something I would do.

Business

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I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all…

Comedian

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Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.

Being

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