Assuming Quote by Bill Burr

I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth…

— Bill Burr

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…

— Bill Burr

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to…

— Bill Burr

It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of…

— Bill Burr

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

— Bill Burr

You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one…

— Bill Burr

I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the…

— Bill Burr

I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are…

— Bill Burr

Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.

— Bill Burr

For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

— Bill Burr

It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think…

— Bill Burr

People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can…

— Bill Burr