Investing Quote by Augusten Burroughs Download Open image ““Like socks in a dryer, it had vanished into the ether.”” — Augusten Burroughs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Investing
I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all of my missing socks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My sock cut off my circulation, my uniform sweater itched, and my underwear seemed to be staging some sort of revolt to make me… — Jenny B. Jones Copy Share Image
“He was washing his socks. But they were already clean, so I figured I’d help him and wear them for him and get them… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wonder, that one missing sock after doing laundry, is the smart one. After being unhappy for so long, it finally walks away… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
“I was disappearing. It was as if I stripped myself away in that darkened bedroom on a spring afternoon, and when I was finished… — Kevin Powers Copy Share Image
“Other, dryer customers came and went, having just stepped out of their conveyances or popped down the street from their houses in the town.… — Jo Baker Copy Share Image
“If I got any hotter or any wetter, my underwear was going to slide down my legs in a pile of melted goo.” — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“If I was aware I would have to tie laces I would not have been able to put my feet into socks.” — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
There is nothing about myself that I wouldn't reveal or write about. I don't care how horrendous or ridiculous I may appear in person… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and got to know her. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“You must hang onto the scraps of the bucking moment as if your sanity and life depended on it - because actually they do.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
If you hate your life, you haven't' seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it's because your life is too small and… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“On typical days, (dust) is simply irritating. On Roid Rage days, it made me want to stomp down to the highway, pull drivers out… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused penis.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Don't let's lose sight of what creates wealth. It is open markets, it is capitalism. — Rupert Murdoch Copy Share Image
The purpose of this book is to supply, in the form suitable for laymen, guidance in the adoption and execution of an investment policy. — Benjamin Graham Copy Share Image
Personally, I prefer contemporary films, but the market calls for more period choices, especially since China opened up a cinema market in Hong Kong.… — Donnie Yen Copy Share Image
The market may never coalesce around one basic design, or even around two or three dominant devices. — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
“The market was king, that much was clear. Share worth had replaced human worth. And it wasn’t so much a question of what that… — Arne Dahl Copy Share Image
Windmills and solar cells are carbon-free sources of electricity. But they are costly. If you've been investing in those, give it up. That game… — Kenneth Fisher Copy Share Image
The exact details of how you practice value investing will vary investor to investor, but the fundamental principle of scouring the world, looking for… — Whitney Tilson Copy Share Image
“Wed don't need to live like the elites of California, New York, or Washington, D.C. We don't need to work a hundred hours a… — J.D. Vance Copy Share Image
Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
That's one of the things about the NFL is that you have small-market teams, big-market teams. I feel like the bigger market teams do… — Travis Kelce Copy Share Image
In China, people are moving from bigger cars to small hatches, and interestingly, the Indian market is graduating to bigger cars and sedans. I… — Winfried Vahland Copy Share Image
