Comedian Quote by Anthony Anderson Download Open image “You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.” — Anthony Anderson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
The key to comedy is commitment - if you're afraid, you shouldn't be a comedian. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I try not to be one particular type of comedian - I try to be foolish, and silly, and surreal, and quite angry and… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and… — Chris Diamantopoulos Copy Share Image
I am a comedian. My brain is critical - it's overthinking - but you can find ways to turn it down and realize that's… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
Leo couldnt deliver Mr. Martin Scorsese his Oscar with The Aviator, but I will go on record to say I will do so in… — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
If you respect the art and you have some talent about you, I'm on your team. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
Independent films are where you really get to cut your teeth and have some fun and do the things that mainstream Hollywood doesn't want… — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
More oftentimes than not, you're automatically guilty before innocent. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
The first time I walked onto the Megatron set, I said 'Wow!' I did. I had my son with me that day, and his… — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
I ain't got nothing. I've got this watch, and these shoes, and that's about it. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
There are going to be ups and downs in any relationship. It's a team. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
If I had a choice, I would rather watch a comedian not involve themselves in politics at all but be hilarious than someone who… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
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