Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Interesting Short Spider web
The moment when you walk through a spiders web you automatically become a karate chopping ninja — Millie Darlington Copy Share Image
“The spider's web: She finds an innocuous corner in which to spin her web. The longer the web takes, the more fabulous its construction.… — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
Got to keep thatin mind. I'm a ninja now... I swore I'd never freeze up or run away again... AND I WON'T...! — Masashi Kishimoto Copy Share Image
There's something mysterious about ninjas because they're deadly and they're scary. — Ray Park Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, I wanted to be a Ninja. Now I am a man, now I am a Ninja. — Watkin Tudor Jones Copy Share Image
When someone touches your phone and you automaticaly turn into a Ninja . — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
