Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “What does it show when your popular on facebook... Shows you have no life” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Life Witty facebook status
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Popularity is not based on the amount of friends you have in school or on Facebook, the style of clothing you have or if… — Me Copy Share Image
Facebook has revolutionized social games, as friends can see your points, achievements and in game events. — Brock Pierce Copy Share Image
Being popular on fb is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital — Melissa Copy Share Image
Its that awkward when you put something on Facebook and nobody likes you status — Stacie Copy Share Image
“Without my razor-sharp wit, I'm nothing." "That's what you base your self-worth on?" "Yes. That and the number of 'likes' my status updates gets… — Tyler Dilts Copy Share Image
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To be truly popular, it has to look like something you are, when in reality, it's what you make yourself. — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it.… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like a refrigerator. You get bored & keep checking, but nothing ever changes — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
