Jokes Quote by Andrew Santino Download Open image “I never tell jokes out of malice.” — Andrew Santino ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Malice Never Out Tell
I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Well, all I can say is that people know I'm not saying anything out of malice. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I think standups, a lot of times, get lost in making sure they don't upset anybody and making sure they stay with what the… — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
The thing I wanted more than anything was to make a career of standup - and I have. — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
I was born and raised in Chicago and I kind of wanted to go home to where I'm from, where my roots are. — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
I think Chicago has provided, for quite a long time, a very high level of stand-up comics that make their way out to New… — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
I think Chicago's kind of a comedy hub, and I think it always has been. — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
Every comic will tell you that a lot of crowds play differently to different social commentary. Some people are really uptight about stuff like… — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
To be famous in comedy is unbearably difficult. But I don't care what people know me for as long as they know me for… — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
What's fun on 'Here's The Rub' is how we were able to create and then thrust an original character into the world of athletes… — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
I was fortunate enough to be able to pick projects and try to make my own way more than just taking what's given to… — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
I think the fundamental issue with comedians is everyone wants to be a famous comedian. That's a really difficult thing to achieve in comedy. — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
I can tend to be very brash and bold and a little hotheaded, a little bit quick to judge. — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
