Jokes Quote by Scott Stevens Download Open image “I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot.” — Scott Stevens ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Riot Thinking
I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself. — James DeGale Copy Share Image
I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of… — Taylor Lautner Copy Share Image
I've never been able to tell jokes. In the beginning of my career I did impressions and jokes like any other comedian, but I… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
What kind of respect do I get? ... Just because I'm a physical player, it's O.K. to come at me and do what you… — Scott Stevens Copy Share Image
We're all looking at the people around us, the people who have gone before us who have succeeded in recovery and have long-term sobriety… — Scott Stevens Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
