Animal Quote by Ambrose Bierce

I have a hippopotamus skull next to my bed, called Gregory. When I was six, my three sisters and I clubbed together and paid…

— Deborah Moggach

There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,' he says,…

— Alain Robbe-Grillet

There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud.

— Carl Sandburg

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

— Mitch Hedberg

I be more hipper than a hippopotamus Get off in your head like a neurologist

— E-40

There was a pony named Barbapoppa that I received at the age of five, and he was very mischievous and maybe even devilish. Barbapoppa…

— Chantal Sutherland

“Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo and not…

— Cracked.com

ManBearPig, half man, half bear, half pig

— Al Gore

Hippos kill more people in Africa annually than any other wild animal.

— George Ayittey

A tiger does not ignore or slight any small animal. The way he catches a mouse and catches and devours a cow are the…

— Shunryu Suzuki

It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.

— Roger Caras

“From the same twelfth-century bestiary, we learn that the hedgehog is covered with spikes and curls itself into a ball for protection; that the…

— David C. Lindberg