Humour Quote by Alan Partridge

“His guests found it fun to watch him make tea -- mixing careful spoonfuls from different caddies.”

— James Hilton

Question your tea spoons.

— Georges Perec

“Tea's proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and…

— Samuel Johnson

“Pouring tea was just what she needed right now. Such a civilizing force, tea. She would nip sugar with little silver tongs. Stir milk…

— Tessa Dare

“The tea-bag is a vile invention suggestive to my perhaps overly squeamish eye of something a careless person might leave behind unflushed in the…

— John Banville

The mug from the washstand was used as Becky's tea cup, and the tea was so delicious that it was not necessary to pretend…

— Frances Hodgson Burnett

“For me, once I've made a cup of tea I belong somehow. It's like I'm marking out my territory, and anyone attempting to come…

— Tony Hawks

“Don't stir the tea with your penis.”

— Jag Bhalla

“There are few ills a good cup of tea won’t help with.”

— Joe Abercrombie

“I was learning, even in my brief time in England, that a cup of tea almost always helped. I didn't know whether it was…

— Beth Pattillo

“THE trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their…

— George Mikes

“Dr Howell drank from the special cup which was tied around the handle with red cotton to distinguish the staff cups from those of…

— Janet Frame