Quote by Alan Partridge

“I've told you, there's no point keeping those. They're not tax-deductible,' my dad thundered. 'I think you'll find they are,' raged my mum like…

— Alan Partridge

“The father, Trevor, was an asthmatic, but what he lacked in being able to breath quietly, he more than made up for with parental…

— Alan Partridge

“Could professional disappointment have been what made him so bitter, like it did with BT Sport’s Ray Stubbs?”

— Alan Partridge

“Meanwhile, for those of you on crowded public transport who chose not to say the words aloud, you’ll feel no different, and that’s your…

— Alan Partridge

“Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit.”

— Alan Partridge

“He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently…

— Alan Partridge

“I woke with a start, at first I thought I had trumped myself awake again - it was summer so there was lots of…

— Alan Partridge

“1974 was a crazy, hazy time for Alan Partridge. The Sixties had come to East Anglia and it was a time of free thinking,…

— Alan Partridge

“If I was feeling like a challenge, I'd kick out the plug, turn the taps on and see if I could maintain the exact…

— Alan Partridge

“Tears streamed down my face. I was so happy I wanted to shout it from the rooftop. But at the same time I knew…

— Alan Partridge

“Now, this is an uncomfortable thing to discuss, but I run towards discomfort like a man who has strapped truth explosives to his body…

— Alan Partridge