Humour Quote by Alan Partridge Download Open image ““Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit.”” — Alan Partridge ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“His perpetual grin was wider than any I'd ever seen, and that included several guys I'd known at Dreadgrave's with no skin on their… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
“I have seen many a face that was more good-looking — never one that looked half so good.” — Dinah Maria Mulock Craik Copy Share Image
“ "Even with your face in such a state, I can see you are quite lovely. I'j used to certain...standards. You will look good… — Julie Reece Copy Share Image
“He had the same look on his face that I had every day when I looked in the mirror. He was nothing more than… — Amy Lichtenhan Copy Share Image
“She leaned down, a fraction closer, and for some reason unknown to man, he lifted his head the tiniest bit. Enough so she could… — Anne Mallory Copy Share Image
“His dark eyes challenged me. They were weapons that could hurt me. Here was the worst thing about them: I could tell that if… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“When I thought about people, I always pictured them the way they looked when they didn’t know anyone was watching them. Johnny Clay had… — Jennifer Niven Copy Share Image
“The only thing pretty about me is this godforsaken face. Everything else is rotted and ugly.” — Caitlin Crews Copy Share Image
“Do you remember—” “Fuck, yes.” Merrick stood. “And if you’re telling this story, I’m getting the bottle.” — KJ Charles Copy Share Image
“John turned to her, with streaks of dried blood along his face. “Thank goodness we got the easy job.” — Julie James Copy Share Image
“For three long days, I felt the cold hand of death on my shoulder. Lost in the depths of despair I tried to figure… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“I've told you, there's no point keeping those. They're not tax-deductible,' my dad thundered. 'I think you'll find they are,' raged my mum like… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“The father, Trevor, was an asthmatic, but what he lacked in being able to breath quietly, he more than made up for with parental… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“Could professional disappointment have been what made him so bitter, like it did with BT Sport’s Ray Stubbs?” — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“Meanwhile, for those of you on crowded public transport who chose not to say the words aloud, you’ll feel no different, and that’s your… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“I woke with a start, at first I thought I had trumped myself awake again - it was summer so there was lots of… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“Hello, Alan." said Carol's dad Keith. "Hello, Alan." said Carol's mum, Stella, not bothering to think of a greeting of her own.” — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“1974 was a crazy, hazy time for Alan Partridge. The Sixties had come to East Anglia and it was a time of free thinking,… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“If I was feeling like a challenge, I'd kick out the plug, turn the taps on and see if I could maintain the exact… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“Tears streamed down my face. I was so happy I wanted to shout it from the rooftop. But at the same time I knew… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“Now, this is an uncomfortable thing to discuss, but I run towards discomfort like a man who has strapped truth explosives to his body… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
