Witty Quotes · Page 43

KISSING, A method of getting two people so close together that they can't possibly see anything wrong with each other;

— Nikhil Saluja

“I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.”

— Amit Kalantri

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget;

— Nikhil Saluja

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is…

— Judith Martin

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

— Woody Allen

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

— Jimmy Fallon

Love Love, to be real, must cost, it must hurt, it must empty us of self.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies: Men wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging.

— Nikhil Saluja

You can avoid reality;but u cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality

— Ayn Rand

I didn't want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you good night — and…

— Ernest Hemingway

There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.

— Benjamin Franklin

Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

— George Bernard Shaw

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

— Nikhil Saluja

BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis.

— Nikhil Saluja

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made…

— Mae West

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

— Nikhil Saluja

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

“There was a few seconds' pause. Then Amit said: I meant, what were you thinking just now. When? said Lata. When you…

— Vikram Seth

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty…

— Honore De Balzac

My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.

— Nikhil Saluja

One of my very close friends asked me -: Hey! Did you learn Arabic? And I replied . . . . . . . *ILLA*

— Irfan Khan

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

— Nikhil Saluja

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

— Winston Churchill

[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

— Billy Wilder

Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall .... And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch ....…

— Nikhil Saluja