Witty Quotes · Page 41

Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.

— Mignon McLaughlin

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?

— Tina Fey

Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The continuous process of getting used to things you never expected;

— Nikhil Saluja

Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound.

— Charles Caleb Colton

I really want to send some food to Hungary.

— Nikhil Saluja

Curran grinned and my heart made a little jump. I didn’t expect that. “That’s it? That’s your witty comeback?” “Yep.” Eloquence ’R’…

— Ilona Andrews

LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves;

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car!

— Nikhil Saluja

I used to look for cameras in the mall to steal things, now I look to see if I can scratch my…

— Nikhil Saluja

Too much love can kill you.. But what kind of love did you mean? By making love? That'll make you live and…

— Rakii Retondo

I was a kid during the height of the Cold War. If I did something wrong, my parents just accused me of…

— Nikhil Saluja

Between funny and witty Falls the shadow

— Stephen Fry

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others…

— Groucho Marx

I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the…

— Nikhil Saluja

Oh look, there goes my give a shit.

— Anonymous

What is perfectly true is perfectly witty.

— Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

— Nikhil Saluja

She [Gypsy Rose Lee] was a sophisticated self-satirist with a contagious delight in the comedy of sex. She was coy; she was…

— Karen Abbott

We are the leaves of one branch, the drops of one sea, the flowers of one garden.

— Jean Baptiste Henry Lacordaire

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go…

— Nikhil Saluja

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you.

— Nikhil Saluja

Im on a strict diet. Whiskey and Vagina.

— Nikhil Saluja