Witty Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 6

My heart is broken into a million pieces.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, An emotion, even if un-returned, has its rainbow;

— Nikhil Saluja

You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher.

— Nikhil Saluja

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes…

— Nikhil Saluja

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

— Nikhil Saluja

In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

— Nikhil Saluja

When a girl says have fun She means have a horrible time without me. Not true... Maybe!

— Nikhil Saluja

Guns don't kill people. women who drives do.

— Nikhil Saluja

Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes?

— Nikhil Saluja

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

— Nikhil Saluja

While looking for love I sent my pictures to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply came back, We are not that lonely.

— Nikhil Saluja

The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.

— Nikhil Saluja

Three Things to Control... Tounge, Temper and Temptation.

— Nikhil Saluja

Better to be thought stupid than to speak and remove all doubt.

— Nikhil Saluja

I notice everything, sometimes I just don't say anything.

— Nikhil Saluja

A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile. :) :)

— Nikhil Saluja

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

— Nikhil Saluja

To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world.

— Nikhil Saluja

I named my penis truth, coz bitches can't take it.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot

— Nikhil Saluja

I hope I didn't brain my damage!

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're a person who says Only God can judge me on a regular basis, people are actually judging you a lot…

— Nikhil Saluja

I lost my shame the day I was born.

— Nikhil Saluja

True love is a wonder that has no end or beginning.

— Nikhil Saluja