Witty Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 4

There's no such thing as non-existence.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence…

— Nikhil Saluja

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

— Nikhil Saluja

Man who buy drowned cat, must pay for stinking wet pussy.

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl works out. The woman works you out. In bed.

— Nikhil Saluja

The hardest thing about losing your short term memory is.... 'Happy Birthday' Yes it's someone's Happy Birthday isn't o_O

— Nikhil Saluja

You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are true... when you admit there are times you fool yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm afraid, I just blue myself.

— Nikhil Saluja

Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &…

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it

— Nikhil Saluja

Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels

— Nikhil Saluja

If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier…

— Nikhil Saluja

A woman will watch the game with you. The perfect woman will watch it on top of you.

— Nikhil Saluja

True love is just like rain; it touches us all.

— Nikhil Saluja

For all the young girls getting tattoos, Remember: A butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack when you get…

— Nikhil Saluja

Sarcasm & Comedy is timing! all about

— Nikhil Saluja

It's a beautiful day to kill someone.

— Nikhil Saluja

Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!

— Nikhil Saluja

Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast.

— Nikhil Saluja

Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes.

— Nikhil Saluja

I see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

— Nikhil Saluja

It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.

— Nikhil Saluja