Witty Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 5

A nonsense chat makes sense when you are talking with someone special,

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I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

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God bless those pagans.

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Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

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This fart is coming from....inside my half pants.

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WIFE, A person who sits up with you when you are sick, and puts up with you when you are not;

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LOVE, The only game that is never called on account of darkness;

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Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

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COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

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Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's…

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MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction;

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Me: Where have you been all my life? She: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

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My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because…

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When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

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Good girls pack their toothbrush Bad girls pack their diaphragms Naughty girls pack their dildos

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I lost my charm when I thought I had any.

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I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

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Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening.

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I just want someone to compliment my new underwear. Ugh, its so hard being a salesman in this day and age.

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Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

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When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I…

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Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid?

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There are no relationship problems that can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

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To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn?

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