Witty Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 7

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

— Nikhil Saluja

The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes I'm just a sorry away from you. You can simply apologize and hold paitence meanwhile it gets me some time to…

— Nikhil Saluja

When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you…

— Nikhil Saluja

I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Leo and she's a…

— Nikhil Saluja

Your manhood is not a license. Her curves are not an excuse. Challenge the stereotype.

— Nikhil Saluja

Salad? Thats what my food eats.

— Nikhil Saluja

WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart

— Nikhil Saluja

When two dudes fight is it called bro-ke up?

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, TRUE, marrying a girl, even though she hasn't a steady job

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government;

— Nikhil Saluja

You are brave... when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same.

— Nikhil Saluja

I know dumb minds think alike too.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing?

— Nikhil Saluja

What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is, The opening of another Vagina

— Nikhil Saluja

If A Girl Laughs Loudly She Is Cheerful If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Manner less

— Nikhil Saluja

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

— Nikhil Saluja

Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they…

— Nikhil Saluja

The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.

— Nikhil Saluja

Three Things to Coltivate... Courage, Cheerfulness and Contentment.

— Nikhil Saluja

Broken hearts, love's deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love's a lie, puddles form from the tears I cry.

— Nikhil Saluja

K-Y jelly is the safeword.

— Nikhil Saluja

2013, still no flying cars instead, twitter with assholes.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm in my zone so leave me alone.

— Nikhil Saluja