I do enjoy them. I get to meet the next generation of comics and help them out. Big comics doing small shows… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I like finding stuff that I suck at and trying to get better. So I'm taking classes, getting myself comfortable in an… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I don't mind it. I just space it out. Every other week I go out. I used to get some time to… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
You're not chasing syndication any more. It used to be a big thing. "Let's make 100 episodes and we'll get paid for… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
