Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ... or you think he's a liar.… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I do believe that a belief in God is crazy, but that doesn't mean that the people who believe in it are… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Two things have always been true about human beings. One, the world is always getting better. Two, the people living at that… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
There are two things that have been true throughout history in big hunks. You can find differences in ten years, but in… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
