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“If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.”

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I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

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Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.

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I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the…

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I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt…

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I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when…

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I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

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It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'

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The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth.

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Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend…

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It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

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What is history after all? History is facts which become lies in the end.

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I just can’t, Nick, okay? Now, please give me a second to lie here in silence and bleed.” – Caleb

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