Twitter Quotes · Page 62

I feel like the reason people feel like they know me is because I'm giving you myself in the music. There's where…

— J. Cole

I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't read Twitter.

— Josh Trank

I think if you look down the road for Twitter, we would like to be a company - a service - that…

— Dick Costolo

Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've come to really like Twitter. You really do get to see what I'm about, and I like sharing with my fans.

— Rob Lowe

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm always in trouble with Twitter. I don't know what it is. Trying to shake it.

— J. R. Smith

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

— Nikhil Saluja

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I have nothing to wear!'

— Anonymous

Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.

— Nikhil Saluja

Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

— Nikhil Saluja

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm battling with keeping my narcissism at bay as it is, so Twitter was not a good thing for that.

— Joel Kinnaman

That's what Twitter is: a very negative place.

— Baron Corbin

Woman say:OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. Woman means:I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch.

— Nikhil Saluja

R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003-2012 But, Welcome Hairline Jokes 2003-FOREVER

— Kiana JWilson

Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

The cottage went on a diet. It wanted to be a lighthouse.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm still in my first marriage. I know, it's wrong to talk about it so temporary like that. My current husband hates…

— Nikhil Saluja

Some peckerhead accused me if using Twitter to draw attention to myself. Isn't that why everyone uses Twitter?

— Anonymous

I understand Twitter much more than I understand Tumblr.

— Rowan Blanchard

I'm having a lot of fun on Twitter, tweeting about books.

— Guillermo del Toro

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

— Nikhil Saluja