Twitter Quotes · Page 58

STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.

— Nikhil Saluja

I dont have commitment issues, I been buying the same brand of whiskey for 8 years

— Nikhil Saluja

With Facebook and Twitter, everyone wants to publicize their innermost truths.

— Chris Pine

I'm not a guy who gets on Twitter to talk.

— Darren Elkins

Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast.

— Nikhil Saluja

Nephew: I'm leaving the house in NEPHEW minutes.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them;

— Nikhil Saluja

Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts.

— Nikhil Saluja

The bandage was wound around the wound.

— Nikhil Saluja

You don't understand me and never will, so don't start that shit about knowing how I feel.

— Nikhil Saluja

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.

— Nikhil Saluja

That moment when you have to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself, 'Be Strong'

— Nikhil Saluja

People were writing stories in the papers about me from what I put on Twitter - there was a lot made of…

— Darren Bent

Some folks have suggested that, using WordPress, Prologue, and RSS, you could create a pretty effective distributed version of Twitter.

— Matt Mullenweg

Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

— Nikhil Saluja

WTF! whatapp, twitter and facebook

— GAO

Twitter is the best art for writers. I find it enticing.

— Nathan Englander

I look at Twitter as brand building.

— Kevin O'Leary

I think fans going to concerts expect more today in terms of meeting and things. It's cool - I get it because…

— Kellin Quinn

Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them...

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

— Albert Brooks

My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

— Nikhil Saluja

Men to the left because women are always right.

— Nikhil Saluja

The number of 'followers' you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

— Anonymous

All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.

— Mitchell Perry