From the Twitter responses we got with 'Best Friends Forever' and the small feedback we are getting as the show is meted… — Lennon Parham Copy Share Image
All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or… — Russell Smith Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I always find something interesting on Twitter that leads me somewhere else. — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Childrens ambitions in school are often a glass ceiling, an obstacle to what they can accomplish. — Alastair Arnott Copy Share Image
I wish people would learn from their mistakes and not keep making the same exact ones, damaging themselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter is the one place where you go to say all of the random thoughts in your head and see if everybody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A number I'd love to know: the % of those now saying 'we have to vote Obama to stop an attack on… — Glenn Greenwald Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter, nor Facebook, or LinkedIn, or any of these systems, because they suck in your soul and they will… — Robert Cailliau Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networking websites like Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr provide an unparalleled ability for people to stay connected in new and unique ways. — Michael Bennet Copy Share Image
