Twitter Quotes · Page 59

If going on Facebook was a job Id be rich by now

— Anonymous

“#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.”

— E.A. Bucchianeri

The quickest way to get someones attention is to no longer want it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial union

— Nikhil Saluja

Fame is a dangerous thing. It's what the post-industrial society wants. They want fame and many followers on Twitter. But to really…

— Hans Rosling

I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best

— Nikhil Saluja

Never use wet wood in your fireplace. Always let weeping logs dry.

— Nikhil Saluja

Dont Tweet about it, Be about it.!

— Syoung

I'm a very loyal and very private person when it comes to my personal life. But I obviously do have Twitter and…

— Kendall Jenner

I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything.

— Nikhil Saluja

In military they will give you medal for killing 5 men but discharge you for loving ONE.

— Reymon Iglesia

If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A sea of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses;

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more!

— Nikhil Saluja

Both Stupidity And Sacrifice Is The Dance Of Love.

— NizamShahbaaz

I was at a restaurant in Glasgow, and I was walking down the stairs. A woman passed me and said, 'Oh my…

— Caitriona Balfe

If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some smoke after sex. Some sleep after sex. Others just cuddle. I remove traces of my DNA.

— Nikhil Saluja

Flew on Virgin airlines. Now called Airlines.

— Nikhil Saluja

Our generation, unfortunately, is stuck to our phones - and, like, Twitter - constantly, which I have no problem with. I'd say…

— Israel Broussard

A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma.

— Nikhil Saluja

I sometimes think of not doing Twitter or Facebook anymore, but that's how people find their favorite bands and comedians.

— Mike Birbiglia

''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it....!!!!!!!

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person;

— Nikhil Saluja

My browser's recent history is your facebook, your photos, and your twitter.

— Anonymous