When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO p.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are a lot of people I dislike in the world. I mean, a lot. I don't follow any of them on… — John Gruber Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, As long as you're good looking & decent in bed, you can act as crazy as you want. We men won't care. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You might as well be happy. No one gives a fuck if you're sad anyway so stop complaining. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm amusing and crazy on Twitter. I talk about important things, stupid things. — Cher Copy Share Image
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Amazingly, as of tonight, there aren’t many platforms left that allow free speech. The last big one remaining in the world, the… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If all your tweets are about what other people are doing wrong, maybe it's time to go to your happy place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been going on Twitter every week going, 'Guys, you have to watch '2 Broke Girls' because it's incredible. — Chad Michael Murray Copy Share Image
A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If somebody asks if you tweeted your penis and your answer is anything other than "No," you tweeted your penis.” — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
