Twitter makes you improve your writing, The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box of Rocks Award. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Losing the Internet has forced them to interact verbally instead of microblogging their lives, but a lot of them still talk in… — Wayne Gladstone Copy Share Image
Social media takes time and careful, strategic thought. It doesn't happen by accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people can keep up twitter conversations so well but can't even reply your texts... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it's like saying, 'Pass the salt.' — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter, but I am on Instagram and follow Lena Dunham and Usher. — Michelle Dockery Copy Share Image
The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not on Facebook. I'm not on Twitter. I know a lot of celebrities who go around complaining how little privacy they… — Cote de Pablo Copy Share Image
I think, like, Twitter is somewhat difficult sometimes, and it can be kind of negative. — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for… — Shantel VanSanten Copy Share Image
