Twitter Quotes · Page 122

Someone just stopped me to say that he recognized me from twitter and now I'm writing my suicide note.

— Nikhil Saluja

I tweeted that Tom Brady's politics are 'garbage,' which may have been hyperbolic.

— Josh Gondelman

If she's retweeted you twice in one day, she's pictured what your kids would look like.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open.

— Nikhil Saluja

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.

— Rush Limbaugh

I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot.

— Nikhil Saluja

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. Rehab is for quitters.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

— Hannah

If you are unable to post your self-shot mirror pictures on Instagram, you really need to worry about your mental level.

— Anonymous

I try to keep it really real on my social media, whether it's me training or working out, whether it's me practicing…

— Hailie Deegan

Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money…

— Nikhil Saluja

My overall plan for Instagram is to continue to create a tool that will inspire people to use their visual voice.

— Marne Levine

I don't think I'll ever get used to the pressures of fame. I have two-pointsomething million followers on Twitter, and if I…

— Josh Hutcherson

I actually got online and went to check my e-mail, and I always look at the top news, and I saw my…

— Michelle McCool

If everytime you and significant other get back together and you have to update your relationship status on Facebook for the whole…

— Brittany Young

Social media is taking over everybody's life. To the point where actually meeting new people and talking to them seems weird.

— Anonymous

What we're trying to do as writers is rescue, preserve this space of thoughtfulness of language, of a deeper and more honest…

— Hector Tobar

I've always said that I feel lucky to live in the era of social media and be a working model in this…

— Gigi Hadid

It's a real message. Snapchat has put an antenna [on me] and the whole world has got to see me. You either…

— DJ Khaled

Have you ever thought how one phrase, one sentence, one troll can ruin someone's entire life? Why do we interfere in their…

— Saba Qamar

I do retweet some of the things that people say about the things I've done, but I don't necessarily want to use…

— Kim Gordon

I find social media as fun and engaging as the next person, but imagine if all the creative talent that was pouring…

— Scott D. Anthony

I think what's happening for me, it's fun to see other things besides Facebook and Twitter take hold. The maturity of Tumblr…

— Gary Vaynerchuk

I am a huge fan of using social media to connect with people because I think there was this 'ivory tower' aspect…

— Sarah Lacy

A million impressions on a tweet is bigger than some primetime shows on network television.

— Anna Paulina Luna

Twitter freaks me out. You have followers? It feels so obsessive and proprietary.

— Mos Def

I was recently designated Tweeter Laureate of Texas, which apparently is a thing.

— Don Willett

Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing.

— Anonymous

One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just to talk a moment about transparency, of course CIA does have a Twitter account.

— Gina Haspel

I think Twitter has brought something totally new to the table.

— Biz Stone

Facebook makes people who aren't worth two sh!ts feel like a million bucks!

— Onyeulo Amarachi

If Clark Gable had a Facebook page, there would have been a 'Gone with the Wind 2.'

— Vin Diesel

Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back.

— Anonymous

I understand Twitter much more than I understand Tumblr.

— Rowan Blanchard

I don't understand this whole Twitter, Facebook stuff. I don't get it. Make a phone call. Talk to somebody.

— James Avery

My experience on 'Blue Peter' would have been very different if social media had been around.

— Richard Bacon

Twitter has to be about art. It can't be about banal things. Banal things and art are two different worlds.

— Alex Scally

Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul.

— Nikhil Saluja

I was an early adopter of everything from Myspace to Twitter, and I think they're just fads, like CB radio.

— Ben Miller