I don't regret any tweets. I'm not a tweeter and deleter. So I have no regrets. — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
I get tweets every single day going, like, 'I'm so glad you weren't on 'The X Factor.'' — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
Drinking out the bottle and smiling on all my pictures, The majuaruana loud so the hoes follow like twitter — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait, are you telling me 'professional tweeter' can't go in my CV? Well this was a waste of time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't do Twitter, Facebook; none of that. My email I do from my Blackberry or my iPhone. — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
Facebook is free too bad the phone there coming out with is but it isn't. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Social media is not an end in itself. It's just another tool to reach people. — Simon Mainwaring Copy Share Image
Facebook, the place people go to post their problems for everyone to see. funny thing is they won't go to that person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This is a social network people, if you don't want your business known don't post it... Otherwise post away and let the… — MLY AB Copy Share Image
I am someone who tweets about what I have for breakfast, what I have for lunch, what I have for dinner, and… — Jack Dorsey Copy Share Image
I don't look at negative comments because my parents and family don't let me. My big sister controls my Instagram, and my… — Millie Bobby Brown Copy Share Image
Always Tellinq people when your about to get out the shower , Eat , Sleep , Get out of bed , &&'… — NastajaLexi Copy Share Image
I'm a jokester, so when I was joking on Twitter, it kinda rubbed people the wrong way. And I was like, I… — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
“In a single tweet, Yahoo! summarized Mayer’s plan as a chain reaction of “people then products then traffic then revenue.” — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
In 2013, when it turned out that the plot of LaBeouf's short film 'HowardCantour.com' (2012) had been purloined from graphic novelist Daniel… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
The thing that got me started on Twitter was just basically pressure from management and the record company saying, 'Hey, this is… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
“I’m alarmed at how many creators gloss over creating. They fritter away their time on Twitter and Facebook—not killing time, but believing… — Ryan Holiday Copy Share Image
“I was already at one remove before the Internet came along. I need another remove? Now I have to spend the time… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
I think, oddly, that the world of the amateur is quite self-contained, and it depends on "likes" from other amateurs to perpetuate… — Stuart Franklin Copy Share Image
People want to do good things, they just need a prod sometimes, and what Twitter and other technologies that connect people are… — Evan Williams Copy Share Image
A couple days ago, I saw a lot of people tweeting, 'Oh, it's so cool 'Home' is being used in the Olympics!'… — Phillip Phillips Copy Share Image
Twitter is the only brand of social media that I have ever taken to at all. I like the feeling of having… — William Gibson Copy Share Image
When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a jail u sit around and waste time write on walls and get poked by people u dont even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't let your ego write checks your character can't cash. another from the world of tweets” — Robin Glasser Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn—t hacked, he just really loves penis — Unkown Copy Share Image
Even if I look at other people's social media I feel addiction creeping up on me. — Kris Marshall Copy Share Image
Unable to Send Friend Request This person can't accept new friend requests, but you are now following them. — Shalini Copy Share Image
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Disclaimer : Twitter is purely entertainment...it's not to be taken seriously. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image