Quote by Wiz Khalifa

I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family.

— Nikhil Saluja

Yo, everybody drunk and happy raise your bottles and glasses

— Vybz Kartel

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.

— Lorne Michaels

Hoes follow like twitter

— Makayla Stairs

Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already…

— Nikhil Saluja

I love how I can see [on Twitter] some of the thoughts and ideas of my favorite cultural figures and still also chatter with…

— Roxane Gay

I used to tweet about the most mundane things - like 'I just bought a soya latte' - but now I try and make…

— Evan Williams

I tweet a lot of crazy stuff.

— Nick Young

I've gone on Twitter, and I've seen a picture of me walking through the airport, or some random picture, and the person's like, 'Oh…

— Rozonda Thomas

Twitter is my bar. I sit at the counter and listen to the conversations, starting others, feeling the atmosphere.

— Paulo Coelho

I think the biggest thing is that I have fun with the fans on Twitter and Instagram and at the show. It's a fun…

— Eric Hutchinson

My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling.

— Ellie Goulding