Twitter Quotes · Page 119

As far as I'm concerned, Twitter has wiped out Facebook. I'm done with Facebook.

— Kevin O'Leary

You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find something? MOM!

— Suga Pie Honey Bun

There's a real company in Facebook and then a lot of pretenders riding their coat tails.

— Whitney Tilson

Instagram is great but I'm not an amazing photographer and I don't wanna post selfies constantly.

— Shannon Purser

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you screenshot my Snapchat's we are no longer friends.

— Anonymous

The problem with letting kids on Facebook is that they'll learn all kinds of false quotations.

— Thomas Jefferson

If you're not using Instagram congrats on not being an asshole.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't have a massive fan base. I don't have Patton Oswalt numbers, but the fan base I have is incredibly generous,…

— Greg Behrendt

Stop editing your pics. ...What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce…

— Anonymous

“I was just thinking about how high school gossip travels fast. I guess my life has been reduced to either a text…

— Thomas Amo

Eduardo Saverin: Hey, what's going on? Mark Zuckerberg: [voice over] Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingridient.

— The Social Network

Social media, where I'm head and shoulders above everybody else. I've read now 22 million people on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. More…

— Donald Trump

I think that social media platforms and technology have been the accelerator for the push for the populist-style administrations in democratically elected…

— Maria Ressa

That's one of my favorite things about Twitter: You can tweak your feed into a fabulous novelty engine. That's only one thing…

— William Gibson

Facebook: *Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking:* don't care'' Whore Your life sucks Song lyrics Inside joke? Needs a therapist.

— Jeanette Kobayashi

I've had tweets questioning whether I really did go to university because surely I would have lost my accent if I did;…

— Steph McGovern

“Sam Lessin, project manager at Facebook, suggests, “We as a species in the last few decades have gotten three new superpowers. . . . We…

— Craig Detweiler

“everyone is a narcissist. Our generation grew up thinking that everyone wants us to Tweet them our every thought. We can’t wait…

— Douglas E. Richards

Years ago, it was easier to make new things than it is now. The weight of experience weighs heavily, and the expectations;…

— Rei Kawakubo

It's funny: I spend time in the book criticizing social media, but I'm also aware that a lot of my success is…

— Kim Stolz

I'm not very active on social media. I'm not on Facebook or Twitter or Instagram, or anything like that. But I think…

— Alexander Skarsgard

My friends on Twitter didn't abandon their beliefs or their principles - only their scorn. They channeled their infinitely justifiable offense and…

— Megan Phelps-Roper

“the true value and power of the social network: an open channel of communication that can not only entertain but also unite…

— George Takei

Facebook is our past. BBM/WhatsApp is our present. Unemployment is our future

— Ritu Ghatourey

Someone asked me what book I read of the summer. I replied with, "Facebook."

— Anonymous

DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

— Nikhil Saluja

Husbands are like guns ... keep one around for long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it!

— Nikhil Saluja

I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more!

— Nikhil Saluja

We never saw Google+ Circles or Facebook Lists as reflective of the way our friendships play out.

— Evan Spiegel

“Social media isn't something that you "do", instead you have to "be" social.”

— Peter Thomson

Cloudy with a chance of someone looking over your shoulder while you're tweeting.

— Anonymous

Worry more about being social, and worry less about doing social media

— Jay Baer

I think chatbots are the future of engagement between a fan and a brand or celebrity.

— Christina Milian

I have been trolled multiple times, and it doesn't affect me anymore.

— Anushka Sharma

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

— Dane Cook

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think.

— Nikhil Saluja

No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

My office is on Twitter. I don't tweet myself - at least, not intentionally, but I probably should do.

— Tony Blair