Twitter Quotes · Page 124

I will be the happiest if TikTok is banned. They mock someone like me most on that platform.

— Tamilisai Soundararajan

At the Facebook engineering level are some of the smartest people I've ever worked with.

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

After learning about Snapchat Stories, I've become obsessed with Snapchat.

— Justin Kan

“Will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.”

— Neil Gaiman

'Lord of the Rings' was 2001, 2002, and 2003, but Twitter didn't start until 2007!

— Sean Astin

Who needs to watch the news when you can just check your facebook

— Riley G

There's been thousands of very, very funny and also very, very nasty tweets about me.

— James Charles

You are rich... when you never need more than what you have.

— Nikhil Saluja

I had to turn social media off. It was just crazy. Just to see the messages rolling through and people shouting, 'Till…

— Darren Till

“If I want everyone to follow me, I have to unfollow them first and build my own path. Only unique is being…

— Toddly Publications

Yest I climbed up a tree & read out a bird some of my tweets. She looked at me, shook her head…

— Nikhil Saluja

The number of 'followers' you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

— Anonymous

Most of my favorite tweets go completely ignored but most of my favorite tweets are probably really lame or inside jokes between…

— Roxane Gay

Safety' hysteria destroyed MySpace in the press. It got MySpace banned from schools, Apple stores, and by well-meaning parents who had been…

— Tom Anderson

Twitter's a funny one, I mean, it's good in some respects but I can't stand it in other respects. You know there…

— Dionne Bromfield

I would say Diddy is the most interesting Twitter-er. I definitely will follow the hip-hop circle now that I have infiltrated the…

— Spencer Pratt

We didn't make money but we never lost money. We'd sit around Times Square with fliers, walk around the Village and try…

— Jake M. Johnson

“Likewise, the passive tasks—Facebook, email, television, etc.—are easy. And they are fine in small doses (I’ll likely check my email for thirty…

— Joshua Fields Millburn

“People move on quicker than I can comprehend. People forget you within days, they take new pictures to put on Facebook and…

— Alice Oseman

I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog, and that's…

— Iain Banks

In the digital universe, our personal history and its sense of narrative is succeeded by our social networking profile - a snapshot…

— Douglas Rushkoff

I was not a person who you would find on social media traditionally, but when I was introduced to Instagram, I saw…

— Mikhail Varshavski

I don't use the social media but I can see the effects in my own correspondence. I get a ton of correspondence.…

— Noam Chomsky

A lot of children of this generation have their entire lives made public before they have a say about what they would…

— Emma Watson

That awkward moment when it's Spring Break and you're sitting at home on Twitter.

— Anonymous

Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.

— Teresa Medeiros

Twitter should have RETWEET, & then RE-MOTHERFUCKING-TWEET for that real shit.

— Christian Heggs

That's the thing with social media: it's a gift and a curse. It's cool on one level, but it's also bad.

— DJ Premier

My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media is like crack-immediately gratifying and hugely addictive.

— Gary Vaynerchuk

The things girls do on twitter just for more followers >>>

— Deon Crockett

Social does not just equal Facebook. Social is how people interact anywhere.

— Carol Bartz

The more you tweet about why your hair color makes you better than others, the more I despise you.

— Anonymous

I'm just amazed at how people talk about how much they shop on TikTok.

— Chloe Fineman

Hole (noun) : When a mouse laughs at a cat, there is a hole nearby.

— Nikhil Saluja

The upside of social media is you can craft how you want people to see you in some way.

— Ian Harding

I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends. -Ethan Tremblay

— Due Date

I did once have a MySpace site but it was like a badly tended grave.

— Sean Lock

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

— Nikhil Saluja

People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs.

— Nikhil Saluja