The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The audience goes to sleep really quickly! If you have a slight pause at the wrong time, that's it! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, [Cloquet thought,] while the bad ones… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image