When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares? — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I remember failing my Princeton interview. My mom wanted me to apply because ever since I was a kid she had this… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable. For sketch writers, remember they're called sketches for… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I wrote a one-act play - I can't remember the name of it, but it was really about the way women are… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Once or twice a week I would set my alarm for six A.M. so I could get up and plug in Hot… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image