It's my real name. My mother's name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Are they real fires? Or are people just reacting to something? Just because there’s an alarm going doesn’t mean it’s a fire.… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
