“Wait. Somehow the word chicken struck a chord. I played with it in my mind. Rolled it over my tongue. Then came… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“It felt wrong to cut him off. But I could only take so much heavy breathing before inappropriate thoughts involving whip cream… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Every night in my dreams, a man appeared from the darkest recesses of my mind, as if he'd been waiting for me… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“That’s my entire weekend. I had plans.” “A Vampire Diaries marathon is not plans.” She looked at me like I’d lost my… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
That's my entire weekend. I had plans" "A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
