Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
In fifth grade, we had to write a story and read it in front of the class. When I read mine out,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
