God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
'The Cosby Show' made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
