Laughing Quotes · Page 115

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

— Rita Rudner

I say now, if I'm not laughing a whole lot on the first date, you're pretty much not going to get a…

— Gina Neely

To be able to laugh and to be merciful are the only things that make man better than the beast

— Ruskin Bond

I remember going foraging for breakfast in St. Louis once. I saw this one girl sitting in front of the venue, and…

— Guy Garvey

...this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so incapable of thought,…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I'm becoming the Fuhrer - the Fuhrer of Laughs!

— Mark Corrigan

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

— Louis C. K

I love to make people laugh and love to make people smile. The first time I performed and heard the applause, that…

— James Monroe Iglehart

I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I…

— Godfrey

The trouble with you people is that you don't laugh enough.

— Anonymous

people have a way of laughing at our deams until we make them come true.

— Patti Page

We take ourselves way too seriously, and we don't take God seriously enough. It is not by accident that humor and humility…

— Rick Warren

Build me straight. O worthy Master! Staunch and strong, a goodly vessel That shall laugh at all disaster, And with wave and…

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

But nowadays everybody's a comedian, even the weather girls and continuity announcers. We laugh at everything. Not intelligently anymore, not with sudden…

— Douglas Adams

Betty died of a broken heart. Some people laugh when they hear that phrase, but that's because they don't know anything about…

— Paul Auster

HAMM: We're not beginning to... to... mean something? CLOV: Mean something! You and I, mean something! (Brief laugh.) Ah that's a good…

— Samuel Beckett

One fan asked me to sign their sock. That was crazy. They just took off their shoe and handed me their sock…

— Miranda Cosgrove

[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was…

— Norm MacDonald

I see. So you playacted the role of a rake who was only pretending to be in earnest, knowing you would come…

— Gaelen Foley

I think our fans are a bit like us — they’re very fun, like to have a laugh, like to party. I…

— Niall Horan

A maid that laughs is half taken.

— John Ray

I've got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something isn't going to happen, you…

— Courteney Cox

Every morning for, I don't know how long, I came over to Alison's [McGhee] house and we sat in her office and…

— Kate DiCamillo

I am in general a very pessimistic person with an optimistic, day- to- day take on things. The bare facts of life…

— Alain de Botton

I don't know what to say about myself. I don't know myself (laughs). People say my humility but I believe we're all…

— Fernando Torres

I'm always laughing on 'The Last Leg' - it's a lot of fun.

— Alex Brooker

How strange! You lose a little from you and you cry. And your whole life is wasting and you're laughing

— Anonymous

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he…

— Mignon McLaughlin

Beware the god who cannot laugh.

— Alain de Benoist

The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.

— Lewis Black

American humor ... is not subtle. It is something that makes you laugh the moment you hear it, you have not to…

— Elinor Glyn

I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.

— Condoleezza Rice

Art should be serious, not a joke. I dont like to laugh about art.

— Gerhard Richter

I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?

— Kiera Cass

It is understandable that the perspectives of men and women on safety are so different--men and women live in different worlds...at core,…

— Gavin de Becker

My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy.

— Nelly

and I laugh, I can still laugh, who can't laugh when the whole thing is so ridiculous that only the insane, the…

— Charles Bukowski

Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.

— Jack Handey

Comedy is more difficult than drama. I think it's really difficult to make someone laugh because people have very different comedic sensibilities.…

— Aimee Garcia

You know what's more difficult to do organically? Laughing. It's actually one of the hardest things to do on camera.

— Vera Farmiga