Dead men always have the last laugh. They win. They're dead. You can't hurt their feelings anymore. — Cass McCombs Copy Share Image
The one [The Beverly Hillbillies] flaw in this is that you can't hear the people laughing. — Buddy Ebsen Copy Share Image
The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“I was laughing and he was too, and there we were, tangled up together in the water and sunshine. In a good… — Jessi Kirby Copy Share Image
“My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When you can make others laugh with jokes that belittle no one and your words always unite, Hafiz will vote for you… — Hafez Copy Share Image
Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“I look around at everybody laughing and joking together and struggle to understand my life has become a living hell that nobody… — B.A. Paris Copy Share Image
And travellers, now, within that valley, Through the red-litten windows see Vast forms, that move fantastically To a discordant melody, While, like… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and… — Gelett Burgess Copy Share Image
Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon." "Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug. Percy stifled a laugh. "Actually he's more like… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
How do you deal with it?" Kami asked Jared. "The laughing at nothing and occasionally stopping dead in your tracks." "I have… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
The safest genre is the horror film. But the most unsafe - the most dangerous - is comedy. Because even if your… — Roger Corman Copy Share Image
Did I have a heart to be contented? Well, no, not particularly. I had a tendency to be discontented: ambitious, dissatisfied, fretful,… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
You're water. We're the millstone. You're wind. We're dust blown up into shapes. You're spirit. We're the opening and closing of our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pippin glanced in some wonder at the face now close beside his own, for the sound of that laugh had been gay… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have an idea about voting, how about on every ballot we include "None of the above". People may laugh at that,… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
She poured out Swann's tea, inquired "Lemon or cream?" and, on his answering "Cream, please," said to him with a laugh: "A… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
Mothers, take time to be a real friend to your children. Listen to your children, really listen. Talk with them, laugh and… — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
The Laughing Heart your life is your life don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission. be on the watch. there are… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Well, for that matter, I was also a good friend of Leonardo da Vinci, Botticelli, Francis Bacon, Albert Einstein, and John, Paul,… — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
“..in the 21st century, we don’t need to march against size zero models, risible pornography, lap-dancing clubs and Botox. We don’t need… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
He'd discovered that his memories of that summer were like bad movie montages - young lovers tossing a Frisbee in the park,… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
I think I've developed, as many people do, this sense of, 'Don't say the wrong thing, or else people will point at… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Laugh all you want. I know my own worth and don't need to prove it to someone who doesn't know theirs. — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
We fear passion and laugh at too much love and those who love too much. And still we long to feel. — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
If people aren't laughing at your dreams, your dreams aren't big enough ! — Robin Sharma Copy Share Image
If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side. — John Waters Copy Share Image
That kind of language is what makes us laugh. Like, "Well, just eFax that to me, and I'll take a look at… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
This are my friends she is christie,mildred and elvira..they are so funny..i keep laughing if I am with them.. — Josiefienn Copy Share Image
She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The space elevator will be built about 50 years after everyone stops laughing. — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
But now it's just another show, you leave em laughing when you go. And if you care, don't let them know, don't… — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with… — Jessica Lowndes Copy Share Image
I know people went to laugh at my bed and to jeer at it. Still, at least they actually went to see… — Tracey Emin Copy Share Image
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing because of something that happened the day before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of… — Payne Stewart Copy Share Image
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